the following signs which we encountered in the Lake District....
"Ambleside via The Struggle"
"U turn for Mortal Man" (I'm told it's a pub)
"Better by goat" (well, of course it is. Naturally)
I would, of course, have recorded all of these for the greater edification of readers, had the camera not been with Teen Wonder in St Petersburg. If you doubt me, I can supply map references for the first two...the third was proudly inscribed on the back of a minibus, which was queuing with us for the Hawkshead Ferry, but I'm thinking of adopting it as a motto for life in general.